I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize