He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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