He disabled his match.com account in front of me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i dont even know how to be here
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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