I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
