There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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