Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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