Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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