I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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