HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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