come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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