i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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