You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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