I just made out with a guy for $7.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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