Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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