Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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