you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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