the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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