He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
