that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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