Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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