Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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