We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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