hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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