What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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