if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
