Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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