Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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