idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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