Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
