It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
