yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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