FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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