I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she told me i tasted like america
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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