North Korea, Best Korea!
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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