I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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