I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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