dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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