So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
