So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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