I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
