Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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