Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
well I can't set my house on fire every night
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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