Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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