I am in a vortex of obligation.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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