What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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