Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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