The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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