We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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