haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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