you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
NoShamevember. You game?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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