What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm both gender and math confused
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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