Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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