their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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