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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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