just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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