I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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