I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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